iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
he is the fucking fresh prince
he do what he want
“Hey, ever heard of Metalocalypse?”
“Uh, no”
“Omfg you should totally watch it for fuck’s sake it’s like the best shit you’ll ever see on earth go watch it now so you can cry with me over Toki’s troubles and shit”
“Uh, yeah, okay… Maybe later…”
I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTSthis is like
the only reason I became active on tumblr
here ALL MY FRIENDS ONLY EXIST TO WATCH METALOCALYPSE
unlike those ugly real friends I have on tumblr hi ugly real friends i luv u
Well, er…YOU’RE UGLY TOO OK?
luv u xoxoxo
Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?
Hey RCMP, what’s up?
Still riding those horses?
Cool, cool.
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from the wikipedia page judaism in rugrats
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- alaska where you at bitch
- a shit-ton of katherines
- paper-ass towns
- holy fucking shit another will grayson
- fuck you stars
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#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
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